Day 35

Yes, I take things too personally. But come on... when your 3-year-old says (for not the first time) that he doesn't want you to read to him because he "doesn't like you. [I] only like Daddy." And then when you tell him that saying things like that makes people feel badly and you feel like you're going to cry, he laughs maniacally and says, "Cry! CRY!"... You can't help but wonder what you're doing to make you so apparently sucky and what sort of sucky parenting tactics must have led to this sort of bad behavior. You sort of just want to take a bath in a bottle of wine.  Or something like that. #ithoughtonlyteenagerswereassholestotheirparents